Peter Crouch

Peter Crouch is a former English professional footballer, television presenter, and podcast host known for his distinctive height, memorable goal celebrations, and self-deprecating sense of humour. He played for clubs including Liverpool, Tottenham Hotspur, and Stoke City, and earned 42 England caps. How to Be a Footballer is his hilarious guide to the absurdities, privileges, and bizarre realities of life as a professional footballer. His audiobooks and books are brilliant, laugh-out-loud listening and reading for football fans and anyone who enjoys sports writing with genuine wit, honesty, and an insider's eye for the ridiculous.