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How to Get a Date with the Evil Queen
Monster Girlfriend (Related to this series)
- Author
- Marie Cardno
- Narrator
- Natalie Beran
- Publisher
- Tantor Media, Inc
- Publish Date
- 17 February 2026
- Run Time
- 3 hours 12 minutes
- Format
- Audiobook
What to expect
Sian's world thinks she's dead. Trillin's dimension wants to make sure of it. And the place they escaped to together just threw a dragon at them.
All Sian wanted was a quiet moment to make out with her new girlfriend. Instead, she and the adorably monstrous Trillin find themselves trapped by a world whose fairytale magic has very strict ideas about who gets a happily-ever-after. Princesses exist to be rescued. Heroes do the rescuing. And monsters?
Monsters get killed.
In a world where happy-ever-after has teeth, Sian and Trillin are going to learn to bite back.
How to Get a Date with the Evil Queen is a paranormal rom-com featuring ridiculous gender and genre roles, big swords and a woman who doesn't know how to use them, and shapeshifting true love winning against all odds.
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Details
- Author
- Marie Cardno
- Narrator
- Natalie Beran
- Duration
- 3 hours 12 minutes
- Release Date
- 17 February 2026
- ISBN
- 9798331950088
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- Tantor Media, Inc
- Genre
- Romance, Fantasy, Romance: fantasy and paranormal, Comic (humorous) fantasy
Synopsis
Sian's world thinks she's dead. Trillin's dimension wants to make sure of it. And the place they escaped to together just threw a dragon at them.All Sian wanted was a quiet moment to make out with her new girlfriend. Instead, she and the adorably monstrous Trillin find themselves trapped by a world whose fairytale magic has very strict ideas about who gets a happily-ever-after. Princesses exist to be rescued. Heroes do the rescuing. And monsters?Monsters get killed.In a world where happy-ever-after has teeth, Sian and Trillin are going to learn to bite back.How to Get a Date with the Evil Queen is a paranormal rom-com featuring ridiculous gender and genre roles, big swords and a woman who doesn't know how to use them, and shapeshifting true love winning against all odds.
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