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How to Get the Girl And Not Destroy the World
Monster Girlfriend (Related to this series)
- Author
- Marie Cardno
- Narrator
- Natalie Beran
- Publisher
- Tantor Media, Inc
- Publish Date
- 10 March 2026
- Run Time
- 3 hours 31 minutes
- Format
- Audiobook
What to expect
They say you can never go home. They don't tell you that it's because the people you left behind split time itself into a million glittering shards, trying to figure out where you went.
In the final book of the Monster Girlfriend trilogy, Sian and Trillin return to where it all began.
. . . kind of.
The Monster Girlfriend trilogy is a sapphic monster rom-com between a sweet tentacle monster and a witch who fireballs first and asks questions later, unless she's distracted, in which case—ooh, what's over there?
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Details
- Author
- Marie Cardno
- Narrator
- Natalie Beran
- Duration
- 3 hours 31 minutes
- Release Date
- 10 March 2026
- ISBN
- 9798331950101
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- Tantor Media, Inc
- Genre
- Romance, Fantasy, Romance: fantasy and paranormal, Comic (humorous) fantasy
Synopsis
They say you can never go home. They don't tell you that it's because the people you left behind split time itself into a million glittering shards, trying to figure out where you went.In the final book of the Monster Girlfriend trilogy, Sian and Trillin return to where it all began.. . . kind of.The Monster Girlfriend trilogy is a sapphic monster rom-com between a sweet tentacle monster and a witch who fireballs first and asks questions later, unless she's distracted, in which case—ooh, what's over there?
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