How to Get the Girl And Not Destroy the World
- Author Marie Cardno
- Narrator Natalie Beran
- Publisher Tantor Media, Inc
- Publish Date 10 March 2026
- Run Time 3 hours
- Format Audio
- Genre Comic (humorous) fantasy, Fantasy, Romance, Romance: fantasy and paranormal.
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What to expect
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. . . kind of.
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