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James Acaster's Guide to Quitting Social Media by James Acaster

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James Acaster's Guide to Quitting Social Media

Publisher
Headline
Publish Date
18 August 2022
Run Time
6 hours 54 minutes
Format
Audiobook
Rating
5.0 (4 reviews)
$13.95

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What to expect

This is a self help book like no other. Because you are not helping yourself, James Acaster is helping you.

When James quit all forms of social media in 2019 he felt like he'd been born anew, but he was worried he'd suffer withdrawal and get lured back online to compete in a never ending popularity contest with only one possible winner (f*cking Zuckerberg). He knew that in order to stay clean he'd have to replace everything social media used to give him with three-dimensional, real-life activities.

And so it was that James found ways to anonymously bully strangers, see photos of everyone's dogs, get invited to as many parties as possible, immediately know about all celebrity deaths, get public figures fired, argue with everybody about everything, and so much more without even owning a phone (he painted over the screen of his old one to stop himself looking at Instagram).

His life is amazing and yours could be too if you buy JAMES ACASTER'S GUIDE TO QUITTING SOCIAL MEDIA, BEING THE BEST YOU YOU CAN BE AND SAVING YOURSELF FROM LONELINESS VOL. 1.

You will also need to do everything the audiobook tells you to. Including helping us promote the audiobook by tweeting about it.

(P) 2022 Headline Publishing Group Ltd

User Reviews

Book 5.0

Narration 5.0

  • 5.0 5.0

    Very funny, clever and dense. Really not helping quit social medias, but making you fall in love with James Acaster's writting, wit, silliness and love of people.

    Traficote 2025-03-17

Details

Author
James Acaster
Narrator
James Acaster
Duration
6 hours 54 minutes
Release Date
18 August 2022
ISBN
9781472288592
Format
Audiobook
Publisher
Headline
Genre
Comedy and stand-up, Autobiography: arts and entertainment, Social media / social networking
Rating
5.0(4 reviews)
Narration
5.0(4 reviews)

Synopsis

This is a self help book like no other. Because you are not helping yourself, James Acaster is helping you.When James quit all forms of social media in 2019 he felt like he'd been born anew, but he was worried he'd suffer withdrawal and get lured back online to compete in a never ending popularity contest with only one possible winner (f*cking Zuckerberg). He knew that in order to stay clean he'd have to replace everything social media used to give him with three-dimensional, real-life activities. And so it was that James found ways to anonymously bully strangers, see photos of everyone's dogs, get invited to as many parties as possible, immediately know about all celebrity deaths, get public figures fired, argue with everybody about everything, and so much more without even owning a phone (he painted over the screen of his old one to stop himself looking at Instagram). His life is amazing and yours could be too if you buy JAMES ACASTER'S GUIDE TO QUITTING SOCIAL MEDIA, BEING THE BEST YOU YOU CAN BE AND SAVING YOURSELF FROM LONELINESS VOL. 1. You will also need to do everything the audiobook tells you to. Including helping us promote the audiobook by tweeting about it.(P) 2022 Headline Publishing Group Ltd

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