Parsnips, Buttered
- Author Joe Lycett
- Narrator Joe Lycett
- Publisher Hodder & Stoughton
- Publish Date 20 October 2016
- Run Time 3 hours and 44 minutes
- Format Audio
- Genre Comedy and stand-up, Diaries, letters and journals, Film, television, radio genres: Comedy and humour, Humour, Humour collections and anthologies, Literary essays, Memoirs, Popular culture, Television.
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What to expect
As seen on Celebrity Traitors, Joe Lycett's Got Your Back and Last One Laughing. Also seen on Taskmaster, Great British Sewing Bee, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown and The Harry Hill Show. He's seen everywhere, in fact - especially in his new pub, The Lycett Arms.
And he has written a book. Here's what he has to say:
Dear Reader,
Life is hard. We are a bombarded generation: Facebook, billboards, Twitter, Instagram, taxes, newspapers, watches monitoring our sleep, apps that read our pulse, terrorism. There's such an onslaught to the senses these days it's a marvel any of us manage to get out of bed. I love bed.
While we are overwhelmed and confused by the miasmic cloud of information, there are those that seek to take advantage: there are parking fines, hate Tweets, email scams and Christmas newsletters from old school friends about their ugly kids. And just as we're getting round to doing something about it, we're distracted again.
I, Joe Lycett, comedian, wordsmith, and professional complainer, am here to help. During my short life of doing largely nothing I've discovered solutions to many of life's problems, which I impart to you, dear Reader. Containing a centurion of complaint letters to unsuspecting celebrities, companies and anyone brave enough to clog up my phone, as well as illustrations, one-liners , jokes and life hacks, this little gem offers you a collection of tips and advice* for all manner of modern woe. By the time you have finished reading this book you will have learnt how to:
- Reverse a parking fine
- Manipulate the tabloid press
- Navigate social media
- Respond to hate mail
- Out-weird internet trolls
- Contest a so-called ripe avocado
- Send the perfect Christmas newsletter
- Take down multi-national companies
AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!
Joe Lycett x
* If you are looking for guidance with taxes, quitting smoking, moving house, love, divorce, education, healthcare or anything actually important may I recommend speaking to friends or family members and not consulting a book by a comedian who eats halloumi at least twice a day.
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| Author | Joe Lycett |
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| Narrator | Joe Lycett |
| Duration | 3 hours and 44 minutes |
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| ISBN | 9781473642225 |
| Format | Audiobook |
| Publisher | Hodder & Stoughton |
| Genre | Comedy and stand-up, Diaries, letters and journals, Film, television, radio genres: Comedy and humour, Humour, Humour collections and anthologies, Literary essays, Memoirs, Popular culture, Television |
| Collections | Laugh Out Loud |
| Availability | AU, GB, IE, US |
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