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Scare B’n’B by Catherine Doyle, illustrated by Rachael Dean

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Bloomsbury presents Scare B'n'B by Catherine Doyle, read by Angus King.

Spooky silliness reigns in Catherine Doyle’s brand new series as Ted and Frankie team up to save their hotel from a ghostly duke and his restless spirits.

Ted McKenley would rather live anywhere than with Frankie “spawn-of-the-devil” Stark. And Frankie wouldn’t go near a coward like Ted. Too bad - their parents just got married and blew their savings turning a creepy old mansion into a boutique hotel. At least it’s big enough for the stepsiblings to stay far apart.

But when Ted encounters a disappearing housekeeper and Frankie runs into a screaming suit of armour, their feud becomes the least of their problems.

With cranky spirits on the loose, Ted and Frankie reluctantly team up to stop the devious Duke of Snoring from turning their new home into haunted rubble.

The battle for the hotel has begun!

Critics Review

  • I am always excited for a new Catherine Doyle book — and Scare B'n'B is Doyle at her funniest, silliest, spookiest yet! But it still is full of heart and hope — and is frightfully fantastic

    Katie Tsang, bestselling author of DRAGON MOUNTAIN

  • Spooktacular fun – so funny, and silly in the best way. A total joy!

    Sam Copeland, bestselling author of CHARLIE CHANGES INTO A CHICKEN

  • Brilliantly witty, chaotic and warm, with excellent sibling bickering on both sides of the grave. More spooky than scary, so you'll be safe to read before bed. Or perhaps that's just what the ghosts want you to believe

    Louie Stowell, bestselling author of LOKI

  • Funny, exciting and unputdownable!

    Jenny, age 10

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    Tim, age 11

  • I really enjoyed all of the twists and turns, especially at the end. It made me want to keep reading . When I finished, I wanted to read the next book

    Annabelle, age 10

  • A sidesplitting novel of an adventure ... that will make you stay up all night to see what these naughty poltergeists will get up to

    Andrey, age 10

  • I liked the funny relationship with the main characters. It was a very intriguing book and I couldn’t put it down! There were lots of pranks and jokes

    Isabella, age 11

  • Scare B’n’B is a phenomenal book … I had laughs until the end

    Kabal, age 11

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Details

Author
Catherine Doyle, illustrated by Rachael Dean
Narrator
Angus King
Duration
5 hours 8 minutes
Release Date
12 March 2026
ISBN
9781526684103
Format
Audiobook
Publisher
Bloomsbury Publishing
Genre
Children’s / Teenage fiction: Comic (humorous) fantasy, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Humorous stories, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Fantasy, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Horror and ghost stories, chillers, or other scary supernatural stories, Children’s / Teenage personal and social topics: Families and family members, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Family and home stories

Synopsis

Bloomsbury presents Scare B'n'B by Catherine Doyle, read by Angus King.Spooky silliness reigns in Catherine Doyle’s brand new series as Ted and Frankie team up to save their hotel from a ghostly duke and his restless spirits. Ted McKenley would rather live anywhere than with Frankie “spawn-of-the-devil” Stark. And Frankie wouldn’t go near a coward like Ted. Too bad - their parents just got married and blew their savings turning a creepy old mansion into a boutique hotel. At least it’s big enough for the stepsiblings to stay far apart.But when Ted encounters a disappearing housekeeper and Frankie runs into a screaming suit of armour, their feud becomes the least of their problems.With cranky spirits on the loose, Ted and Frankie reluctantly team up to stop the devious Duke of Snoring from turning their new home into haunted rubble.The battle for the hotel has begun!

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