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Semi-Well-Adjusted Despite Literally Everything by Alyson Stoner

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Semi-Well-Adjusted Despite Literally Everything

Publisher
Pan Macmillan
Publish Date
14 August 2025
Run Time
11 hours 24 minutes
Format
Audiobook

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This audiobook edition is read by the author.

Actor-dancer Alyson Stoner's revelatory and incisive memoir – from family violence and betrayal, to eating disorders and religious trauma – may begin in Hollywood, but its chilling relatability will resonate with anyone navigating identity, privacy, purpose, and mental health in a digital age.


Raised on soundstages and studio lots from the age of six, shuffling between auditions for Disney Channel, Cheaper by the Dozen, or Missy Elliott music videos, Alyson Stoner experienced many of the defining moments of childhood inside the bizarre fishbowl of Hollywood. From working eighty hours a week at eight years old, to learning how to distinguish fan mail from kidnapping plots, to TV execs saying they weren't 'anorexic enough' to stop working and get help, Alyson struggled to find stability and sanity in a chaotic world.

In Semi-Well-Adjusted Despite Literally Everything, Alyson shares their powerful story for the first time, detailing a turbulent home life fractured by substance abuse, harrowing accounts from rehab, the messy process of discovering their sexuality in church, rebuilding a life after an early professional peak, and charting a path of self-discovery and advocacy.

With striking introspection, Alyson connects the dots across the entertainment industry ecosystem, child development, and media culture, exposing the 'toddler to trainwreck pipeline' of child stars and sparking timely conversations about success and society's enchantment with fame.

Bold, entertaining, warm, and galvanizing all at once, Semi-Well-Adjusted Despite Literally Everything is more than a personal memoir: it's a beacon for industry reform, a road map for breaking the bonds of generational trauma, and a testament to the freedom and strength that come from finally trusting your own voice and power.

Critics Review

  • Stoner doesn't shy from sharing the dark side of fame.

    USA Today

  • With its moments of hope and eventual healing, this is a truly revelatory take on the child star tell-all.

    Apple Books, "Best Books of August"

  • Given the odds, how does someone emerge from the Disney machine sounding like your most introspective friend?

    Self Magazine

  • [Stoner's] writing is immersive, putting readers directly in their shoes as they experienced these memories.

    OUT magazine

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  • How can a book be so heart-breaking and yet so hopeful? Alyson's memoir is a bracingly honest and necessary examination of what it actually means to be a child in the spotlight, and everything that happens after. Candid, insightful, and healing in ways I didn't know I still needed

    JoJo Levesque, New York Times bestselling author of Over the Influence

  • A ballsy page-turner that puts the greed of the entertainment industry on blast, while simultaneously being a grounded narrative of incredible tenacity, courage and healing. A compelling argument for the abolition of child stardom

    Stephanie Foo, New York Times bestselling author of What My Bones Know

  • Semi-Well-Adjusted Despite Literally Everything is an intimate and compelling view into Alyson Stoner's unique developmental journey as a child celebrity. Stoner courageously shares the challenges of a demanding professional life through family fractures, self-doubt and personal discovery. Stoner is a gifted storyteller; this book is a perfect mix of reflection, humor, generosity and empathy. It is the rare book that can carry so many important lessons without being shrill or preachy. Highly recommended

    Bruce D. Perry, M.D., Ph.D., Principal of The Neurosequential Network and #1 New York Times bestselling co-author of What Happened to You

  • Alyson is one of those exceptional people who brings so much hope into the world. They have turned navigating a childhood surrounded by addiction and the negative side effects of fame into a journey of discovery and a guide to breaking generational trauma and finding personal truth. I highly recommend this wonderful book!

    Dr. Caroline Leaf, neuroscientist and bestselling author of Cleaning Up Your Mental Mess

  • Semi-Well-Adjusted Despite Literally Everything peels back the glittering facade of childhood stardom to reveal the complex and often hideous realities that lurk beneath the surface. With raw honesty and remarkable insight, Stoner crafts a narrative that's both deeply personal and universally resonant. A must-read that empowers, educates, and illuminates

    Blair Imani, author of Read This to Get Smarter

  • I read Semi-Well-Adjusted in one gulp. Stoner's memoir demands that we reimagine the lives of the children who entertain us. The book will make you want to scream at the adults who failed Alyson and you will also revel in their joy, resilience and humanity. This memoir is a queer coming-of-age story woven with empathy, where Stoner reckons with a toxic industry and the ways that family and faith can support us or fail us. Their coming out is also a coming in – coming into the world after the social and educational isolation of round the clock entertainment labor. Their empathy – learned over time for themself – and their passion to protect kids – comes through on every page

    Devorah Heitner, author of Growing Up in Public

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Details

Author
Alyson Stoner
Narrator
Alyson Stoner
Duration
11 hours 24 minutes
Release Date
14 August 2025
ISBN
9781035086597
Format
Audiobook
Publisher
Pan Macmillan
Genre
Memoirs, Autobiography: arts and entertainment, Musicians, singers, bands and groups, Popular music, Individual actors and performers, Films, cinema, Coping with / advice about anxiety and phobias, LGBTQIA+ topics: coming out

Synopsis

This audiobook edition is read by the author.Actor-dancer Alyson Stoner's revelatory and incisive memoir – from family violence and betrayal, to eating disorders and religious trauma – may begin in Hollywood, but its chilling relatability will resonate with anyone navigating identity, privacy, purpose, and mental health in a digital age.Raised on soundstages and studio lots from the age of six, shuffling between auditions for Disney Channel, Cheaper by the Dozen, or Missy Elliott music videos, Alyson Stoner experienced many of the defining moments of childhood inside the bizarre fishbowl of Hollywood. From working eighty hours a week at eight years old, to learning how to distinguish fan mail from kidnapping plots, to TV execs saying they weren't 'anorexic enough' to stop working and get help, Alyson struggled to find stability and sanity in a chaotic world.In Semi-Well-Adjusted Despite Literally Everything, Alyson shares their powerful story for the first time, detailing a turbulent home life fractured by substance abuse, harrowing accounts from rehab, the messy process of discovering their sexuality in church, rebuilding a life after an early professional peak, and charting a path of self-discovery and advocacy.With striking introspection, Alyson connects the dots across the entertainment industry ecosystem, child development, and media culture, exposing the 'toddler to trainwreck pipeline' of child stars and sparking timely conversations about success and society's enchantment with fame.Bold, entertaining, warm, and galvanizing all at once, Semi-Well-Adjusted Despite Literally Everything is more than a personal memoir: it's a beacon for industry reform, a road map for breaking the bonds of generational trauma, and a testament to the freedom and strength that come from finally trusting your own voice and power.

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